Son- "I know a great present for Grandpa. You know that healthy drink he drinks to help him grow strong because he's too old to exercise"
Me- "Ummm? Mountain Dew?"
Son- "Yeah. We can buy him that."
(My Dad is only in his 50s and addicted to Mt.Dew. I think my dad probably told my son that it was a healthy drink 'it has orange juice' but the too old to exercise really made me chuckle- again, probably something my dad told him)
