In order to really appreciate the comment that he likes the way I smile like no one is looking (as if that statement can't just be appreciated all by itself) I would like to share with you my current FB picture.
When nobody is looking, that is how I smile.
Before you think I'm a drama queen, I would like to tell you that I was trying to take a picture like the Bette Davis picture I had been using as my profile pic and failed miserably. I was dressed for church and thought, 'this is as good a time as any,' so I set up my camera and auto-took this picture. Apparently I should have used a tripod. But it was an interesting shot so I kept it. There, see, I'm not as noir as I look.
For just a minute when I read, "looking perusing," I thought this letter was written by Lady Redundant Woman, my favorite super villain on Word Girl.
I posted it on Facebook and got some awesome responses. Possibly the funniest being this one:
Just a few days ago I got a private message from Douglas.
Norb? Norb is that you? I can't help but notice your lack of capitalization.
You had me at 'babe.'
a big kiss on YOUR heart, General!
I hope before you join one of those fiddle-faddle online dating services you'll realize that you can just hit on married women on Facebook for free.