So with all this apocalyptical chit-chat that’s been going around I’ve been thinking that there is a big hole left in the insurance field.
If my husband had been raptured on Saturday, I would have been left to deal with at least 3 of our 5 kids (I’m not telling which ones ;) and the mortgage payments on my own.
Can you see what I mean? Serious gap.
So I am starting my own Rapture Insurance Company. It's there to help poor sinners like myself, who have yoked themselves to the perfect (foolish, foolish them), deal with the widowhood (or widowerhood) of post-apocalyptical earth.
Just send me your money monthly….
How’s this for a slogan: Good luck getting raptured unless you’ve taken care of those you’ll leave behind.
Any more good slogans out there for my new venture?